leave those umbrellas at home!
we’re your weather girls, and have we got news for you! (you better listen.)
it's raining men.
it's snowing men?
behind the scenes:
very profesh.
this is why i hate tv.
i was sitting at LAX waiting for my flight to board and who do i see but this guy:
why.
the fact that i recognized him at all is ridiculous. i don’t even watch that much tv (on a television set, that is). anyway, girlfriend was strutting on by with his nike hightops and LV luggage set. i could’ve barfed if i cared enough. who is this guy and why does he have his own reality show? why. i’m stylish, i shaved my head once, i should have a tv show! right guys? guys?
the plunge
mom’s awesome, maybe we should call her.
where in the world is j-dawg?
where they at? (where they at?)
i think i’d make a pretty good cartoon character. i mean i already dress like a muppet, why not make me 2D while you’re at it?
i think it’s time for a haircut…
- cousin itt
say crack again
LA LA land here i come!
lobster bibs!
this lovely photo of mom & dad was taken on our last family trip to LA. dad decided he wasn’t going to shave his whiskers- not a good idea if you want to avoid being mistaken for a homeless person (TRUE STORY.)
in just three days i will be going (going) back (back) to cali (cali). thank god, because i need a break from this winter weather! unfortunately it won’t be bathing suit season yet but at least it will be balmy–it better be balmy!
go to the ballet. NOW.
how low can you go?
last saturday the gang went to see a ballet. now, i gave up on my ballerina fantasies a looooong time ago (let’s just say i’m not known for being graceful) but that doesn’t mean i wasn’t thrilled to find that the nyc ballet company was going to perform sleeping beauty! the last time i saw a ballet it was probably the nutcracker aaaand i was probably in 2nd grade.
reasons why i still love the ballet now:
1. dancing is DIFFICULT. these kids have got the skills to pay the bills!
2. the costumes are amazing. i need a tutu- NOW!
3. the seats were only $20. that’s barely more than a movie!
4. you get to say “brava!” and “bravo!” and nobody will laugh at you.
i thought that i would have my fill of the ballet after this performance but my plan is to go see swan lake next. LOVES IT.
lau’s in 3-D!!!!!!!!!!!!
presenting….in their never-before-seen form……LAU’S IN 3-D!!!!!!
estrogen city.
don’t ask me what movie we were watching. all i know is that somehow we thought it was a good idea to take a photo commemorating this momentous occasion. notice how 3 out of 4 of us are wearing glasses UNDERNEATH the 3D glasses. also, my head = 3 normal size heads (surprise). so much cool, so little time.
creepy photo of the day!
yesterday i felt like death. i didn’t have the full blown flu but i had that gross “cold bones” feeling. you know, when your bones ache even when you’re sitting perfectly still. yea. that sucks. a lot. i’m sure i looked like a beached whale drinking chicken noodle soup and watching the biggest pep talk of the year (aka: the state of the union). i probably looked a lot like this:
except hopefully not as creepy.
the return of the best reality show ever.
shantay, you stay.
4 more days until the season premier of rupaul’s drag race!!!!!!!!!! i am so excited i could just pee! you might be thinking: who gives two tacos about a show with drag queens on it?
answer: IT’S ME!!!
(ps: if i had a choice, i would dress like a drag queen every single day.)
not only is rupaul the most amazingly fabulous hostess with the mostest but each episode has multiple challenges from all of your favorite reality shows: they have to make outfits, work the catwalk, do photo shoots, and of course, lip sync for their lives. it’s like the captain planet of reality tv.
with our powers combined
