leave those umbrellas at home!

we’re your weather girls, and have we got news for you!  (you better listen.)

it's raining men.

it's snowing men?

behind the scenes:

very profesh.

February 9, 2010. Tags: , , , , . funfetti. 2 comments.

this is why i hate tv.

i was sitting at LAX waiting for my flight to board and who do i see but this guy:

why.

the fact that i recognized him at all is ridiculous.  i don’t even watch that much tv (on a television set, that is).  anyway, girlfriend was strutting on by with his nike hightops and LV luggage set.  i could’ve barfed if i cared enough.  who is this guy and why does he have his own reality show?  why.  i’m stylish,  i shaved my head once, i should have a tv show!  right guys?  guys?

February 8, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , . douche chill. Leave a comment.

the plunge

the plunge!

mom’s awesome, maybe we should call her.

February 5, 2010. Tags: , , , , , . funfetti. Leave a comment.

where in the world is j-dawg?

where they at? (where they at?)

i think i’d make a pretty good cartoon character.  i mean i already dress like a muppet, why not make me 2D while you’re at it?

February 4, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , , , . where in the world is j-dawg?. 2 comments.

i think it’s time for a haircut…

cousin itt

cousin itt i can handle, but bruce vilanch….not so much

say crack again

February 3, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , . i am body beautiful. Leave a comment.

LA LA land here i come!

lobster bibs!

this lovely photo of mom & dad was taken on our last family trip to LA.  dad decided he wasn’t going to shave his whiskers- not a good idea if you want to avoid being mistaken for a homeless person (TRUE STORY.) 

in just three days i will be going (going) back (back) to cali (cali).  thank god, because i need a break from this winter weather!  unfortunately it won’t be bathing suit season yet but at least it will be balmy–it better be balmy!

February 2, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , . funfetti. 1 comment.

go to the ballet. NOW.

how low can you go?

last saturday the gang went to see a ballet.  now, i gave up on my ballerina fantasies a looooong time ago (let’s just say i’m not known for being graceful) but that doesn’t mean i wasn’t thrilled to find that the nyc ballet company was going to perform sleeping beauty!  the last time i saw a ballet it was probably the nutcracker aaaand i was probably in 2nd grade. 

reasons why i still love the ballet now:

1. dancing is DIFFICULT.  these kids have got the skills to pay the bills!

2. the costumes are amazing.  i need a tutu- NOW!

3. the seats were only $20.  that’s barely more than a movie!

4. you get to say “brava!” and “bravo!” and nobody will laugh at you.

i thought that i would have my fill of the ballet after this performance but my plan is to go see swan lake next.  LOVES IT.

February 1, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . funfetti. Leave a comment.

lau’s in 3-D!!!!!!!!!!!!

presenting….in their never-before-seen form……LAU’S IN 3-D!!!!!!

estrogen city.

don’t ask me what movie we were watching.  all i know is that somehow we thought it was a good idea to take a photo commemorating this momentous occasion.  notice how 3 out of 4 of us are wearing glasses UNDERNEATH the 3D glasses.  also, my head = 3 normal size heads (surprise).  so much cool, so little time.

January 29, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , . funfetti. Leave a comment.

creepy photo of the day!

yesterday i felt like death.  i didn’t have the full blown flu but i had that gross “cold bones” feeling.  you know, when your bones ache even when you’re sitting perfectly still.  yea. that sucks.  a lot.  i’m sure i looked like a beached whale drinking chicken noodle soup and watching the biggest pep talk of the year (aka: the state of the union).  i probably looked a lot like this:

except hopefully not as creepy.

January 28, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , . funfetti. 1 comment.

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